Epic Shopping List Found At Walmart

You can definitely find a good coupon for dong bags.

Posted on December 27, 2011 via CollegeHumor Staff Blog with 491 notes

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The Items in ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’ Will Cost You More Than $100,000

This year, for the first time ever, the price of purchasing every item in the song, all 364 of them, has risen above $100,000. That’s the cost of what PNC Wealth Management calls the “True Cost of Christmas,” calculating the cost of buying every item throughout all verses (fair warning: you’ll end up with 42 swans-a-swimming and 42 geese-a-laying if you do).

Posted on December 2, 2011 via Alexander Ryking with 4 notes

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Voldemort/Bachmann Bumper Sticker

Dementors on the White House lawn would look pretty badass.

Posted on November 7, 2011 via CollegeHumor Staff Blog with 453 notes

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives.

Mark Twain (via politicalprof)

Posted on October 10, 2011 via Politicalprof with 13 notes

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Clients From Hell: Client: “Just fix up the blurry text on the leaderboard. The other...

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Client: “Just fix up the blurry text on the leaderboard. The other ones are fine.”

Confused, I open the file and have a look. The text looks fine, so I call her over to ask what she’s on about.

Client: “Yes, that’s better!”

Me: “I didn’t do anything.”

Client: “You must have, because when I…

Posted on October 10, 2011 via Clients From Hell with 351 notes

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